Once again, cute and hilarious :D! I'm really starting to like this show!
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[starting from 0:25 when HK/SW appear]

MC: Give a warm welcome to Hankyung and Choi Siwon!
HK: Thank you everyone!  Wow such enthusiasm!
SW: [to other MCs] So beautiful!
HK: Check out how great our charisma is!
SW: Oh really?
HK: Everyone, welcome to MaLaiShan, with their gorgeous lawns, Campus Channel! (aka. Yue Bo Yue Kai Xin)
HK: I am the host on Campus, Hankyungggg ;)
SW: I am the host on Campus Choi Siwon
HK: Woh, Siwon's Chinese's getting better and better!
SW: Really? Thank you!
HK: Obviously because of me
HK: Siwon-ah, I heard that we have this thing on campus called the
"Super-Crazy-Spellbinding, Gorgeous-Beautiful Hottie on Campus Contest"
SW: (thinks of a homonymn for "campus-hottie") Xiao Cao? (pasture grass?)
HK: [pokes his bubble]
HK: It's Xiao Cao
SW: Xiao Cao
HK: One more time,
SW: Xiao Cao
HK: Kinda same meaning as Shuai Ge ( Hottie)
SW: Thank you
HK: Yes, Shuai Ge (hottie)
SW: (another homonymn) Shuai Ge? (Cricket Brother?)
HK:.......[blows bubble]
SW: Okay thank you, thank you
HK: Anyway, this year's contest the students have put in a ton of enthusiasm.
I heard Third Years (wordplay on the boys' names)
Donghae: Hai Ke Yi (Still Can Do It")
and Third Year Henry: Hen Li Hai (Very Fierce!)
from Class #1 and Third Years Kyuhyun: Xian Bu Zhu (Unstoppable!)
 and Ryeowook: Li Qi Da (Great Power) from Class 2
HK: These four have started a fierce competition
SW: (starting to think of another synonym)
HK: >.>......
SW: No, I didn't! I didn't!
HK:  Oh. Let's check in with our special reporter, Zhoumi: Mi Si Ni (Crazy-Spellbinding)
for his Inside Report
SW; Please check out his re, re-pord.
HK: "Please watch his repORT"
SW: Re-Port
HK: I taught you for nothing!
SW: I...I am from another country.

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ZM: Hello! Hi everyone! I am the notorious off-site MC, "MI Si Ni!" (Crazzzzzzy-Spellbinding)
At Chuan Chu School, after announcing the "Hottie on Campus Contest", the students have gone crazy!!
We've had hundreds of thousands students trying to enter, we've only selected 10s of contestants from the 50s, from 10 to 7,
7 to 5, 5 to 4 up until the very hottest and popular contestants and they are to my right hand side!
Our Junior from Class 1, Hai Ke Yi (Still Can Do It/Donghae)
and our "Hen Li Hai (Very Fierce/Henry)
and from the third year Class 2, on my left hand side
Xian Bu Zhu (Unstoppable) Kyuhyun and Li Qi Da (Real Powerful!) Ryeowook
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Their charismas are indescribable, definitely better than me!
The word on mouth on campus has an unprecedented  stir, so what is this really like? Let's have a look
Let's go!
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ZM: Wow, I'm exhausted, so it was here this morning that these two made THIS kind of pose in the school cafeteria
Does everyone know that
at meal time, the cafeteria's business increased TWO FOLD, Hear that? TWO FOLD!!!!
[girls - let's go eat!!!]
ZM: Ah, I'm gonna hurry up and eat too!
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Wah, right, our third year's Class #2's Kyuhyun and Ryeowook haven't fallen in the ranks. They were at the stores in front of campus and made THIS kind of pose
[lol apparently this bg-photo was of a Dutch restaurant HAHA]
Apparently during break, this store's business went up FOUR-FOLD! FOUR FOLD!
[girls: I want  melon seeds!...*(snack food..)]
ZM: Okay, let's go take another look elsewhere!
Let's jump this time!
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Okay, this place I"m sure you guys already know about. This afternoon, the four made THIs kind of pose in the classroom
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ZM: They've created such a havoc in every corner of the school that we have to remind our viewers to study hard, now let's take a look at some footage on the VCR
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(supposed to be what really happened at school that day)
Students: Oh! We're going to school! Going to school1
Hurry! Hurry! Let's go there! Don't push! Dont' push!
Omg hotties! Hotties! Campus hotties! Omg my hat! Omg my hat! Hurry! It's there! There!!

*the guy being chased*: I'm just a campus hottie! You guys don't have to follow me THIS closely do you?
*fight between two hotties* How's THIS for ya!?
HOLY CRAP! SO MANY! I can't go against all you!

HK: These actions aren't acceptable guys....you are a student! You should put your concentration on your studies
SW: Right, right
HK: This kind of "posing everywhere" is very dangerous and can easily lead to accidents
SW: Right, right.
HK: Next up, let's look at this student, ( ) who was stupidly posing in his dorm and got into a mess!
SW: Right, right!!
HK: Siwon,
SW: Uh.
HK: Do you only know how to say "right right?"
SW;....I'm ... from another country. Thank you. I love you. Please watch the report

[vid of guy in his dorm and fangirls peeking]
Girl: wahh!!
girl: what is it? what is it?
- lemme see! lemme see!
- move! move!
so cool!!
- move, what is it!
- yah! what are you doing?!
Girl: WAH!! *mega-nosebleed* Wow.....so comfortable? (wt?!)

HK: see? see that? accidents do happen.
SW: Right, right!
HK: Siwon.
SW: Uh
HK: Are you starting again? Did you forget all the Chinese I taught you?
Can you say something else for a change?
SW: Necessary. (or like must. must)
HK: Uh?
SW: Must. Must.
HK. Uh?.....We can't just look at the exterior when it comes to the hotties, gotta look at other perspectives of the boys, such as sports/exercise
Like Volleyball, Basketball, Ping Pong, Baseball! Golf! ET CETERA ET CE--- LIKE RUNNING! SWIMMING! DIVING ! Swimming it UP! GOTTA DO IT ALLLLL!!!
SW: ...Must, it's a must.....Must.
HK:.....uh. Uh. Okay. Next, Campus Hottie Contest , our Campus Hottie finalists started a unique match!
SW: Let's take a look1 (in Changsha dialect?)
HK: Where'd you learn that?
SW: She taught me. I'm a foreigner.
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ZM: Go! Go!
Right now our Campus Hottie finalists are starting a tug of war, China's traditional sports game!
Donghae/"Still can do it" and Henry/Very Fierce! are incredibly tough just like their names,
and our "Kyuhyun/Unstoppable and Really Powerful Ryeowook  aren't letting them get away!
ZM: Give it your all!
Let's interview the members on both sides!
How are you feeling right now?
DH: Hai ke yi. I still can do it! (aka. his name)
Let's ask Really Powerful, Ryeowook, how are you going to win this?
RW: Li Qi da (his name -- I'm really strong!)
ZM: Oh! So it's because of his strength!
So it seems both sides are confident! They really are fighting like cats and dogs!
Every second is bent on this war!  They're even pulling when they're squatting!
 They don't seem to want to give up! Look, they're standing up and still they pull! And squatting down and pulling! Look at the willpower!

HK: Looks like our Siwon's condition isn't very good today. He forgot ALL his CHinese.
SW: Thank you! you taught me!
HK: Right it's my fault.
HK: Let's continue watching the report
HK: Let's look at their exciting performance!
The students all have their eye on someone
SW: [The finalists were] Chosen from the masses and so [we] must return, let's listen to each of the students opinions of them
Let's watch the report


[vid of "students"]
- wa!! go!! go!!
- I love Campus Hotties! The Campus Hotties love me!
- Yah! Yah! Yah !
- I can have the aura of a campus hottie too! [he says something in Changsha dialect]
- Hey hey! Who's crazy for you?
Hey hey! I'm crazy for you!
[something something] You stay far away from Hankyung Oppa!

SW: For those who support Donghae/Henry Students, ....[to HK] I didn't! .....
HK: Please text "1" to this number
SW: For those who support Third Year, Class #2 Kyuhyun and Ryeowook,
HK: Please text "2" to this number
SW: And if you would like to support us two,
HK: Please feel free to call me, the number is: (130) 1234567 so you won't have to face Siwon to thank him ^^
SW: Thank you for everyone's support!
HK: Siwon-ah, congratulations. You finally resurrected yourself and your CHinese has come back, you learned a lot!
SW: You are my teacher!
HK: Uh.
SW: Thank you!
HK: Okay, let's go
SW: Where?
HK: We gotta go vote for the Campus Hottie too!
Someone of our quality/status, how can we not?
SW: ..Xiao Cao (..pasture grass) ? (again?)
SW: Hankyung! Wait for me!




i love this gif. haha the end.