..
because i didn't want to end up a recluse
and because i am a regular human being
i stopped spending so much time on the forums and YouTube
however...
in my 2 week absense from the intense Fandom of DBSK
many. things have happened.
like DBSK visited America.
and i didn't know about it.

sigh. fancams. are kinda extreme.
most of the visit and performance
was made up of fancams. which i TRIED to watch.
and it ended up in a migraine and 3 advil liquigels
fucking hell. they're not even GOOD fancams. and fucking NO TV-cable company filmed the guys
so frankly i'm waiting till their dvd or whatever comes out and i can see them in good quality and hopefully subs

though Hollywood Bowl was pretty okay....
the boys weren't amazing. and junsu randomly sang the Korean National Anthem....in America.
i dont' know. i find that sorta insulting.
if you're coming here, shouldn't you sing the American National Anthem?

but yeah.
Tae Yang from Big Bang debuted with a mini-album today
it's good.
catchy. very Big Bang like.
hahah actually REALLY Big Bang like. cept without all the synthesizer Beeps in the bg.

overall. i've realized being awol from DBSK fandom
is a very good thing. since those girls
are insane.
when i say this. i really mean those Korean Hardcore Fangirls.
yes. they deserve capital letters.
i mean the boys were in Korea walking their dogs
and there were fancams of Micky with his dog
and the fans were literally like 2 cm away

where's the damn privacy?
did you forget your idols are human beings?
sometimes i forget i am human and i NEED to stay away from the forums
god sometimes fandom gets a little obsessive

i'm glad i took a break
but i need to get back to designing banners and drawing changmin fanart
which means i think i might get sucked in again.

i hope i can stay away
ps. Tae Yang's album ROCKS.

....
these ad banners that appear on my livejournal
are supposed to be based on my postings i guess
or something
but it's fucking ANNOYING
everytime i see "korean asian singles" with that girl with the dead fish eyes (...it's a chinese term i really do'nt know how to say it in english)
and it's really annoying
don't they have ads for dbsk or something?
the worst one was
"gay asian singles in an area near you!"

damn it !
whatever.
i'm trying to NOT vent my frustrations in my livejournal
cause i've been waiting for this subbed episode of We Got Married since Wednesday
and it's like Friday
and this last ep has been freaking KILLER

i'm dying from waiting

on a very very VERY brighter note

new SM group SHINee!!

yes. i already have their mini-album
yes. it's already on my mp3
yes. i've already listened to Noona's Very Pretty like a THOUSAND times.
yes. i lub them all.
no. they're not like dbsk.

wow. that actually made me feel so much better.
i do'nt really think i'm going to start obsessing over them right at this moment.
aka. i don't know their names and i don't give two shits
however their single is very catchy
and father SM really knows what he's doing
hopefully they do well :)

ps. Junsu and his lil scandal is pretty adorable. i don't mind one bit.
the happier su is,  the happier DBSK is. :D
and the happier DBSK is, the happier i am :)
therefore.
don't hate on the SM-interdating.
it's pretty cute. and so very junsu-style ^^
wonder if Windy City is okay with this HAHA

i haven't been posting my photoshop works on LJ...even though I should. haha.
here are some of the stuff I've been working on for the group, "DBSK FANGIRLS UNITE!" on CrunchyRoll :D
the Mod on there is SO nice :) but yeah, been photoshopping for a few days, and I hope to make more avatars for the group

Photoshopped this:




Into this:





and here are some of the avatars I made....



mmm.
will hopefully finish a changmin pic soon.
after i finish my grandma's portrait for her bday :D:D:D
^^ dunno when it'll finish

my mom's currently pissed at me so i'm in a grumpy mood
hopefully things will clear over by tomorrow XP

go CHANGMIN GO!!
*MY LOVERRRRRR***

IN PINK!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Once again, cute and hilarious :D! I'm really starting to like this show!
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[starting from 0:25 when HK/SW appear]

MC: Give a warm welcome to Hankyung and Choi Siwon!
HK: Thank you everyone!  Wow such enthusiasm!
SW: [to other MCs] So beautiful!
HK: Check out how great our charisma is!
SW: Oh really?
HK: Everyone, welcome to MaLaiShan, with their gorgeous lawns, Campus Channel! (aka. Yue Bo Yue Kai Xin)
HK: I am the host on Campus, Hankyungggg ;)
SW: I am the host on Campus Choi Siwon
HK: Woh, Siwon's Chinese's getting better and better!
SW: Really? Thank you!
HK: Obviously because of me
HK: Siwon-ah, I heard that we have this thing on campus called the
"Super-Crazy-Spellbinding, Gorgeous-Beautiful Hottie on Campus Contest"
SW: (thinks of a homonymn for "campus-hottie") Xiao Cao? (pasture grass?)
HK: [pokes his bubble]
HK: It's Xiao Cao
SW: Xiao Cao
HK: One more time,
SW: Xiao Cao
HK: Kinda same meaning as Shuai Ge ( Hottie)
SW: Thank you
HK: Yes, Shuai Ge (hottie)
SW: (another homonymn) Shuai Ge? (Cricket Brother?)
HK:.......[blows bubble]
SW: Okay thank you, thank you
HK: Anyway, this year's contest the students have put in a ton of enthusiasm.
I heard Third Years (wordplay on the boys' names)
Donghae: Hai Ke Yi (Still Can Do It")
and Third Year Henry: Hen Li Hai (Very Fierce!)
from Class #1 and Third Years Kyuhyun: Xian Bu Zhu (Unstoppable!)
 and Ryeowook: Li Qi Da (Great Power) from Class 2
HK: These four have started a fierce competition
SW: (starting to think of another synonym)
HK: >.>......
SW: No, I didn't! I didn't!
HK:  Oh. Let's check in with our special reporter, Zhoumi: Mi Si Ni (Crazy-Spellbinding)
for his Inside Report
SW; Please check out his re, re-pord.
HK: "Please watch his repORT"
SW: Re-Port
HK: I taught you for nothing!
SW: I...I am from another country.

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ZM: Hello! Hi everyone! I am the notorious off-site MC, "MI Si Ni!" (Crazzzzzzy-Spellbinding)
At Chuan Chu School, after announcing the "Hottie on Campus Contest", the students have gone crazy!!
We've had hundreds of thousands students trying to enter, we've only selected 10s of contestants from the 50s, from 10 to 7,
7 to 5, 5 to 4 up until the very hottest and popular contestants and they are to my right hand side!
Our Junior from Class 1, Hai Ke Yi (Still Can Do It/Donghae)
and our "Hen Li Hai (Very Fierce/Henry)
and from the third year Class 2, on my left hand side
Xian Bu Zhu (Unstoppable) Kyuhyun and Li Qi Da (Real Powerful!) Ryeowook
~~
Their charismas are indescribable, definitely better than me!
The word on mouth on campus has an unprecedented  stir, so what is this really like? Let's have a look
Let's go!
~~~~~~~~~
ZM: Wow, I'm exhausted, so it was here this morning that these two made THIS kind of pose in the school cafeteria
Does everyone know that
at meal time, the cafeteria's business increased TWO FOLD, Hear that? TWO FOLD!!!!
[girls - let's go eat!!!]
ZM: Ah, I'm gonna hurry up and eat too!
~~~
Wah, right, our third year's Class #2's Kyuhyun and Ryeowook haven't fallen in the ranks. They were at the stores in front of campus and made THIS kind of pose
[lol apparently this bg-photo was of a Dutch restaurant HAHA]
Apparently during break, this store's business went up FOUR-FOLD! FOUR FOLD!
[girls: I want  melon seeds!...*(snack food..)]
ZM: Okay, let's go take another look elsewhere!
Let's jump this time!
~~~~~
Okay, this place I"m sure you guys already know about. This afternoon, the four made THIs kind of pose in the classroom
~~~~
ZM: They've created such a havoc in every corner of the school that we have to remind our viewers to study hard, now let's take a look at some footage on the VCR
~~~~~
(supposed to be what really happened at school that day)
Students: Oh! We're going to school! Going to school1
Hurry! Hurry! Let's go there! Don't push! Dont' push!
Omg hotties! Hotties! Campus hotties! Omg my hat! Omg my hat! Hurry! It's there! There!!

*the guy being chased*: I'm just a campus hottie! You guys don't have to follow me THIS closely do you?
*fight between two hotties* How's THIS for ya!?
HOLY CRAP! SO MANY! I can't go against all you!

HK: These actions aren't acceptable guys....you are a student! You should put your concentration on your studies
SW: Right, right
HK: This kind of "posing everywhere" is very dangerous and can easily lead to accidents
SW: Right, right.
HK: Next up, let's look at this student, ( ) who was stupidly posing in his dorm and got into a mess!
SW: Right, right!!
HK: Siwon,
SW: Uh.
HK: Do you only know how to say "right right?"
SW;....I'm ... from another country. Thank you. I love you. Please watch the report

[vid of guy in his dorm and fangirls peeking]
Girl: wahh!!
girl: what is it? what is it?
- lemme see! lemme see!
- move! move!
so cool!!
- move, what is it!
- yah! what are you doing?!
Girl: WAH!! *mega-nosebleed* Wow.....so comfortable? (wt?!)

HK: see? see that? accidents do happen.
SW: Right, right!
HK: Siwon.
SW: Uh
HK: Are you starting again? Did you forget all the Chinese I taught you?
Can you say something else for a change?
SW: Necessary. (or like must. must)
HK: Uh?
SW: Must. Must.
HK. Uh?.....We can't just look at the exterior when it comes to the hotties, gotta look at other perspectives of the boys, such as sports/exercise
Like Volleyball, Basketball, Ping Pong, Baseball! Golf! ET CETERA ET CE--- LIKE RUNNING! SWIMMING! DIVING ! Swimming it UP! GOTTA DO IT ALLLLL!!!
SW: ...Must, it's a must.....Must.
HK:.....uh. Uh. Okay. Next, Campus Hottie Contest , our Campus Hottie finalists started a unique match!
SW: Let's take a look1 (in Changsha dialect?)
HK: Where'd you learn that?
SW: She taught me. I'm a foreigner.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ZM: Go! Go!
Right now our Campus Hottie finalists are starting a tug of war, China's traditional sports game!
Donghae/"Still can do it" and Henry/Very Fierce! are incredibly tough just like their names,
and our "Kyuhyun/Unstoppable and Really Powerful Ryeowook  aren't letting them get away!
ZM: Give it your all!
Let's interview the members on both sides!
How are you feeling right now?
DH: Hai ke yi. I still can do it! (aka. his name)
Let's ask Really Powerful, Ryeowook, how are you going to win this?
RW: Li Qi da (his name -- I'm really strong!)
ZM: Oh! So it's because of his strength!
So it seems both sides are confident! They really are fighting like cats and dogs!
Every second is bent on this war!  They're even pulling when they're squatting!
 They don't seem to want to give up! Look, they're standing up and still they pull! And squatting down and pulling! Look at the willpower!

HK: Looks like our Siwon's condition isn't very good today. He forgot ALL his CHinese.
SW: Thank you! you taught me!
HK: Right it's my fault.
HK: Let's continue watching the report
HK: Let's look at their exciting performance!
The students all have their eye on someone
SW: [The finalists were] Chosen from the masses and so [we] must return, let's listen to each of the students opinions of them
Let's watch the report


[vid of "students"]
- wa!! go!! go!!
- I love Campus Hotties! The Campus Hotties love me!
- Yah! Yah! Yah !
- I can have the aura of a campus hottie too! [he says something in Changsha dialect]
- Hey hey! Who's crazy for you?
Hey hey! I'm crazy for you!
[something something] You stay far away from Hankyung Oppa!

SW: For those who support Donghae/Henry Students, ....[to HK] I didn't! .....
HK: Please text "1" to this number
SW: For those who support Third Year, Class #2 Kyuhyun and Ryeowook,
HK: Please text "2" to this number
SW: And if you would like to support us two,
HK: Please feel free to call me, the number is: (130) 1234567 so you won't have to face Siwon to thank him ^^
SW: Thank you for everyone's support!
HK: Siwon-ah, congratulations. You finally resurrected yourself and your CHinese has come back, you learned a lot!
SW: You are my teacher!
HK: Uh.
SW: Thank you!
HK: Okay, let's go
SW: Where?
HK: We gotta go vote for the Campus Hottie too!
Someone of our quality/status, how can we not?
SW: ..Xiao Cao (..pasture grass) ? (again?)
SW: Hankyung! Wait for me!




i love this gif. haha the end.

Besides the recent fancams from Sakkura,
and besides the denial of my utter depression at NOT BEING TO BE AT THEIR CONCERTS...

I have nothing to say about Dong Bang Shin Ki.
Because there isn't anything recent.
And all their new clips feature the 5 Exhausted Boys, sitting there like wasted skeletons.

So I'd rather not talk about that.

Instead, I shall try to be optimistic
and say..

SNSD / DBSK CF = PURE LOVE!!
only complaint is. wtf is with their editor?
who put that collage of clips together?
cause i swear, isn't there supposed to be a storyline somewhere in that cf?
or is this just a preview for something much more complicated?

I'm still confused about it all.
Probably cause I don't speak Korean. But i can understand the whole entire CF (i can't read the captions) but what they're saying is cute....
but it doesn't make me understand the couples' situations
....(Changmin/Jessica Love in the Elevator at like the last 3 seconds....made me like scream ...seriously. changmin, holding onto her hand and that LOOK when the elevator doors opened, was like ...priceless.)

but yeah. i shouldn't fangirl about Changmin,
But omg. those fancams of him, in Pink. with that cute backpack.
tee hee.

*squeal*

i'm seriously too old to be squealing.
so instead i shall think realistically and go "damn i want that phone now. Samsung's damn smart to use DBSK like this, now a million fangirls will want to own this pink smexy touchscreen cellphone with games and internet"

but yeah. i'm likea freaking balloon bursting with things to say about DBSK,
but at the same time, nothing that can make me go "OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT !!!"
aka. waiting for more translated clips to come up.

but while i'm waiting,
SUJU-M's keeping me pleasantly occupied :D
i'm having a great time on Soompi SJM Thread since DBSK Thread .....is just insane. i can't keep up. it HURTS MY BRAIN.
Ps. ...i swear that CF had better have a followup cause I STILL DON"T GET ITTTTT               TT __ TT

080419 越策越开心 English Translations
**corrected with the help of Anonymous ^^;;* Corrections in Red

kind of weird to sub Part 1 after Part 2, but there were some pretty good laughs in here,
the MCs are HILARIOUS

[when one MC stops and the other one starts, I'll just rename it MC and MC2
The brackets (...) are my opinions, not part of script, dividers for scenes/acts are ~~~~ or ///////]

******one note...******
I  REALLY don't know Changsha dialect, most of the words like Mei Tuo, I was just guessing. So if I've offended anyone in mistranslations, please message me so I can change it, thank you!! SOrry!!
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MC: Dear members of the audience, welcome to our 越策越开心, if we had to use a word to describe the atmosphere here in the studios, it would be ....volcanic.
MC2: right, right. don't be mistaken by the calm atmosphere NOW....because in a few seconds---
MC: No need for a few seconds, we can show you their excitement right now! Everyone, show off your talents :)
Fans: *screammmmmm*
MC: Beloved audience, we don't have a idol, but a GROUP of idols, right everybody?
Fans: Right!!!
MC: Our last show was filmed on April 1st, right? A lot of our viewers didn't believe us when we said we asked SUJU to come--Ehhh!!!!
MC2: No way!!
MC: Faker!! It's April Fools!
MC2; Now lemme ask everyone, what program do you trust the most?
Fans: Yue Ce Yue Kai Xin! 越策越开心
MC: The two hosts who you trust the most?
Fans: ...Wanghan, Ma Ke!!
Mc2: Now we are honored to introduce with such ceremony this amazing group, their name is: SJM! WELCOME!!! COME FORWARD!!!
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Fans; Hankyung! Hankyung!
HK: (in changsha dialect) I MISSED YOU LIKE CRAZY!
Fans: Siwon! Siwon!
SW: (not sure if this is in dialect or not) Did you guys misss me?
MC: Ladies and gentlemen, our cute fans, welcome to Yue Ce Yue Happy's solo performance!
MC2: First we have...>Donghae!!!
[captions: Nationality: Korean, Age: 22, Talent: Dance]
DH: Hello everyone! I'm Lee Donghae! I'm excited to see you all!
RW [captions: Nationality: Korean, Age: 21, Talent: Piano] Hello everyone! I'm Ryeowook! Thank you for everyone's care!!
MC: NExt, Henry!
Henry: [Canadian Born Chinese, 18, Talents: Violin, Piano, Street Dancing, Ballet) Hi everyone! I'm henry! Thank you!
Kyuhyun: [Nationality: Korean, Age: 20, Talent: Singing]  Hi everyone! I'm Kyuhyun! I"m glad to see everyone!
MC: Siwon!
Siwon: [Nationality: Korean, Age: 21, Talent:  Tae Kwon Do, Drumming..... Hi everyone! I'm Choi Siwon! Excited to see everyone!
MC: Welcome Zhoumi!
ZM: [Nationality: Chinese, Age: 22, Talent: MC] Hi everyone! I"m Zhoumi!
MC: Welcome Hankyung!
HK: [Nationality: Chinese, Age: 24, Talent: Ethnic? Dance]
HK: HI everyone! I'm Hankyung!
MC: Hi everyone! I'm 马可 (Ma Ke)
MC2: Hi everyone! I'm 汪涵 (Wanghan) Let's give another big round of applause for SJM!
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HK: Hi everyone! We are! Super Junior M!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MC: To say the truth....
MC2: Hyung...Hyung...i'm going to have to ask you to speak a little louder. I'm sitting a little far from you
MC: I don't even know where you are anymore, did you join SJM?
MC2: Let's make this convenient. How bout you text msg me instead?
MC: Everyone in the audience, their eyes are brimming with hot tears, but I'm going to have to ask you guys to use your loudest voices to scream their names, they are????
Fans; Super Junior M!!!
MC: Next we're going to tell everyone earth-shattering news, these idols have settled  in China. From now on, a lot of their promotional plans and related activities will be held in China so everyone will have even more chances to see them
MC2: Right, now everyone won't have to work so hard to see our cute members. Hankyung...is an old friend of ours. But I'll say a few words from the heart, when I first saw him today, the first thing I said was, "God, Hankyung...you..you've lost weight."
Mc: Since everyone's caring, Hankyung, how have you been eating?
HK: Right now, my diet's pretty good. It's just since i've been exercising a lot recently, so I might've lost weight
MC: How much do you think you lost?
HK: Probably 4-5 kgs, since us 7 have been preparing for Super Junior M's chinese album so these two months have been really busy and tiring
MC: True, but it's good that at the end of it all there's this wonderful Chinese album
HK: Although we've been pretty tired these last two months, we've definitely seen a result and want to give this present to everyone
MC: Backstage, when we were chatting with Hankyung, everyone's been calling you "ge ge (hyung)", This time you've brought your close brothers with you on our show, does it feel any different from the last time you came?
HK: Well last time I was by myself, I was fighting the good fight all alone. This time, with the other members on this show, makes me really happy. This time it's like coming home for Chinese New Years, very very happy
MC: You're home!
MC2: Since, this time, Hankyung's lost so much weight, and apart from his acting responsibilities, he was firstly a Super Junior member and all those Suju related activities, now he has one more responsibility added on which is to represent Super JUnior M and promote it in China.
MC2: Eh, Hankyung
HK: uh?
MC: Yo! MC2! Where'd you go this time?
MC2: I've just been sitting here!
MC: How come you're like one of those foot soldiers from WWII that just wander? How about you tell me where you'll go next so I can meet up with you?
MC2: For convenience, let's just text each other
MC: You should've at least chosen to sit next to someone who was SHORTer than you
Mc2: EH!!
MC: That hottie ZHoumi is WAY too tall for you (to sit beside)
MC2: It's this comfy chair!
MC:...The chair, okay okay.
MC2: I really want to ask Hankyung this next quesiton, now that you're back, you probably have tons of chances to go back to your hometown in Northern China?
HK: To say right now, I don't think there's many chances to go back home. Most of my time is with the members doing activities in the different cities in China so there's very little time to see family back home.
MC2: do you have this plan to take all your dongsaengs and show them around your hometown?
HK: I've already talked to the managers about this, in front of my dear ones, to go back to my hometown and give a performance, fanmeeting etc.
MC: We know you and Siwon are very close friends
HK: Right, right
MC: Siwon, do you like Suan Cai Fen Tiao (Noodles)? Suan Cai Dumplings? (sour cabbage dish native to Northern China)
SW: Right, I love glass noodles (Hahah, that's not the part that's native to Northern China)
~~~~~~~~~~~
MC: Besides "fen tiao" (glass noodles) do you like your "fen si?" (fans)
SW: I really love our fans
MC: If Hankyung takes you to Northern China, will you chow down? On Suan Cai noodles?
SW: I trust him.
MC: You trust he will take you to eat there
MC2: Definitely take his brothers to his hometown and give them a feast
~~~~~
MC: Kyuhyun, are you feeling better these days?
KH: Right now, no problem.
MC: From KH's last dance performance, everyone will know he's diligently working hard for everyone to completely heal his body. Every injury will rest on his shoulders so he's working hard to dance for everyone.
MC2: To be honest, this isn't a easy thing to do. So we should not only respect them through cheering and welcomes, but also use our hearts to love them. Right? They are the best
HK: I'm very excited too, because everyone's been caring for and loving us. So we're willing to bring forth our best performances and shows for everyone to see.
MC: Everytime SJM comes to our show they give us a lot of surprises. For example Donghae, the moment he came to the studio he gave me a surprise, his Chinese is actually REALLY good!
DH: You all are my everything. I really miss you guys.
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MC: I trust all the fans here in the studio know every single detail about their idols, and are very well acquainted with them. So if they have even the slightest change, i believe it won't go unnoticed by your eyes, am i right? Let me ask, what has changed about Ryeowook?
Fans; His Hair!!!
MC: He changed his hairstyle!! Wow, you guys are too good! Ryeowook, lemme ask you why you had this sort of change recently?
RW: I...am very sexy
MC: ....This is because of his sexines.
~~~~~
MC2: I personally feel in this group if anyone goes through any changes, it would be brought to people's notice. This time, in SJM, two members hve joined
MC: Right! This time SJM has two new members. One is Henry. His age is? 19. Henry truthfully has many differen connections with China. The blood that flows through his veins has a mix of Hong Kong, a mix of Taiwan, and he himself is a Canadian Born Chinese
HK: Henry, he's only 19. And he calls me "uncle"
MC2: Problem...Hankyung. If he calls YOU uncle...to a person as old as I am...... --_--
MC2: The fans say, to call you Han-kyung and they'll call me "Han-Grandpa"
MC2: Eh, not only does he speak Mandarin but he's fluent in CHangsha Dialect!! (obvious exaggeration)
MC2: Next!! Henry, please in the Changsha dialect you were asking me about, give your cute fangirls a little greeting! Quiett!!
Henry: (dialect) So many girlies!
MC2: He sees in our live audience, "so many girlies!!"
MC2: There's a very cute person who, after hearing Henry speak Changsha dialect, said to me "I can do it too!!"
MC: Donghae right?
MC: Okay listen, listen!
DH: Man GE (i don't know what this slang is, i'm assuming it's like hot boy)
MC: Hold on, is it Man Ge (Hot Boy) or Man Guo (Mango)? Lol, One more time
DH: I'm a Man Ge
~~~~~~~~
MC: Next, let's introduce another new member, this member I personally admire, I feel that the audience should give him their best support, he is our ZhouMi!!!
ZM: Thank you everyone! I'm the newly added member, Zhoumi :)
MC2: This is ZHoumi's first time at Hunan right?
ZM: This is actually my second time at Changsha
MC2: The first time was at...
ZM> The first time was at...
MC2: Zhoumi, I'm sitting here!
ZM: Oh sorry sorry!
MC2: You've been looking for me right?
HK: I think you're too low, he can't see you
MC2: Right, I should move out a bit more. ..... Aren't I doing this for the fans over on this side of the stage?  Okay, okay. Since you guys are so passionate [goes and sits right next to ZM]
MC2: This is Zhoumi's second time at Changsha, first time
ZM: First time, I remember was in High school and I was here to record a show as well and I lived in Changsha for a bout a week
MC2: Zhoumi's actually entered a lot of MC contests, amazing, He's got a quick tongue
ZM: Please take care of me :)
MC2: Later we'll have a little segment to allow Zhoumi to show off his verbal kungfu
ZM: What if I show off and then mess up later? Then I'd lose all my dignity!
MC2: Would never happen. Don't worry. We'll just cut it and record it again !! ^^ (utter hilarity!)
~~~~~
MC: I just wanna ask Hankyung something, after these two new members entered SJM< what are the other hyungs reactions to them?
ZM: Actually Henry and Zhoumi have already been at SM for about a year so every time we go to SM to practice  we would bump into them
MC2: Hyung!
MC: Eh! Hello!
MC2: What'd you guys talk about?
MC: Hold on, I'll text it to you
MC2: Okay, just remember to keep me updated!
HK: Teacher 可马 ...
MC: 可马 where are you?
Mc2: I'm here......
MC: Right, right...
MC2: I've always been on THIS side of the mountain
HK: Since every time a holiday comes in Korea, Zhoumi would be there by himself. Luckily I'm there too so we eat together often. Likewise with Henry
HK: The group is on very good terms with each other
~~~~
MC: THere's something really really hearwarming that happened, everyone knows, SJM just debuted,... the day that you debuted ...wasn't it April?
HK: April 8th
MC: SUCH a coincidence, my birthday is a perfect April 7th, one day before
MC: When they first debuted, you turned on the TV and on the websites, all the shows, WAH, because of everyone's support it's been absolute insanity
MC: So because of everyone's passionate response, the members have prepared amazing performances , next up everyone please put your hands together for...DONGHAE!!!!
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MC: If I remember correctly what Donaghae just performed was Justin Timberlake's My Love, not everyone can pull that off
MC: How would you grade Donghae's performance today?
Fans: 100%!!!!!!
DH: Thank you!
MC: Next, another 100%-er will appear before your eyes! He is....HENRYYY!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MC: I've seen a lot of people who can rock the Violin
MC: I've also seen those who can play violin and dace simultaneously...
MC2: Those who've played halfway, flung  their neckrest away and then kept on playing with the same perfection....there's only Henry.
MC: that's right.
MC: We've finally found the reason why everyone loves them so much. Because they've worked SO hard offstage, just like how Hankyung practiced for years, slowly rising in levels. This is so that they can come onto the stage like this
MC: They REALLY wish to bring their best performances for everyone
MC2: I've found this group is REALLY cohesive, no matter if Donghae did well or Henry did well, all the members over here are sweating for him, and up until the very last second--up to the final pose, they all get up and go WAH! AWESOMEEE!
MC: It's about collective hard work and collective belief
MC: The moment Hankyung says "地住之宜" "Only one true leader/lord?" the fanns immediately call out his nickname, it's? DI ZHU! Lord (landlord/master since he has the advantage of being back in his own country ^^).
MC: Eh, are there any other nicknames for the members?
MC: Hankyung, why don't you point to a member and let the fans call out his nick name?
HK: Kyuhyun
Fans: 13!!!
MC: Hold on, hold on. There seems to be more than one nickname!
Fans: Lil Thirteen!
HK: Okay, next one, Siwon!
Fans: a;slfkjasfl!!!
MC: okay, okay we heard you, there's "Ten Dollars" , there's " Ten Bucks", and there's "Lil Amount??" (i'm very unsure about this, the last word has many synonyms)
SW: Please gimme 10 bucks :)
MC: I have to ask Hankyung, since you've decided to promote in China and in the future there'll be more chances to see everyone ...then if you want to communicate with your Chinese fans, then the responsibility of teaching Chinese would probably be your responsibility?
HK: Well, normally, when we're chatting or using small phrases, everyone will ask questions , like Donghae...REALLY likes to ask. Every single minute he's asking me, how do you say this, how do you say that.......Siwon learned Chinese before so now he's too lazy to ask
MC: Too lazy to ask you? Haha I can see it from over here, the lazy way he treats you ^^ (shows their closeness hAHA)
MC2: Hankyung, does ZHoumi help with the responsibliities?
HK: Truthfully, for this Chinese CD, the person who worked a lot is Zhoumi, since while we were recording, Zhoumi was constantly picking at the pronunciations as well as me, but I have my own activities, so a lot of the time it was Zhoumi
MC2: Zhoumi, you've worked hard!
HK: So the credit should actually fall to him, and in the Chinese album, 3 of the song lyrics were written by Zhoumi himself
MC: Wow, he writes lyrics too!
HK: Yes, Zhoumi's multi-talented
MC2: Since the Chinese album's been recorded, how's everyone's Chinese skills? To what level has it gone to? I feel the need to give everyone a proper account
MC: We're gonna do it like this. Let's test them this way....
KH: WAITER!
MC: Okay, it's like this. Let's have a Chinese relay, don't care what you say, as long as it's chinese, let's compete between the front and back rows
MC2: let's see which row is the strongest
HK: Then me and Zhoumi can sit out right?
MC2: You and Zhoumi can be be referrees
HK: Let's go sit in the  comfy  chair, who wants to sit? Don't .nah, ZHoumi you worked so hard for this album
ZM: Hyung, hyung, you can sit, go sit
HK: Okay, [sits, ZHoumi sits ontop]
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MC2: AH, they're conserving the chairs! Perfect!! [huge batch of empty chairs for MC!]
MC: Ah....so being the leader is really hard!
HK: Exactly, it's SO hard. It's like taking care of 6 kids.
MC: The job's too big, the kids are getting hard to take care of ^^
MC2: Next, let's give the mic to Zhoumi/Hankyung
ZM: Right now, we're going to start from the back row with one phrase after the other okay?
ZM: Kyuhyun's first phrase
KH: Really?
HK: Next, Ryeowook
RY: First time meeting you
MC: Siwon, siwon
MC2: Ten bucks!
HK: Sh! Sh! This is a test! I haven't tested them for a long time!
SW: Is it a test right now?
MC: Wah! Wah!!!!
MC2: Not only can they understand but he speaks very well! Next, Donghae!
DH: Excuse me, do you know where the washrooms are?
MC: Okay, Henry, Chinese, ready, set...
Henry: Donghae, do you want to go to the washroom?
MC: Okay, Ryeowook! Go go!!
MC: We're going to see their endurance skills
MC2: You...you wouldn't hide cheat notes under there right?
MC: Okay, think, think....
RW: Please...take care of me
SW: I want to go to the washroom
MC: What's with you three and washrooms?
DH: w-sh---Let's all go eat!
MC: Kyuhyun!
KH: ....Do the others have it too? (i don't know what he' referring to, i guess he's trying to saying "does that mean everyone?"
MC: That counts as a pass, okay
RW: Please give me, uh....fruits.
MC: Henry, you can speak Mandarin or Chinglish! (LOL) It's all acceptable
Henry: I don't know what to sayyy :3
MC: Okay next Donghae
DH: Excuse me, what time is it now?
MC: [imitating DH's accent] Okay Siwon, "excuse me, what time is it now?"
SW: I don't know [watch in his face] 11:10
MC: Oh, hold on, Next up is our Ryeowook. What's the time five minutes from now?
RW: ?? November....(11 month)
Mc: 11th year?!?
RW: 11th month...November......
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Mc: I feel if we were to compete like this, we wouldn't know when this would end
MC: I feel that this kind of competition deserves some sort of victory, I'm going to ask our two referees to declare a winner for us
MC2: Isn't this a little hard?
MC: There will be a punishment, to dance their best dance and sing their best song!!
HK: Just then, Ryeowook was stuck, but the back row had 3 people, which included an extra person, and Zhoumi here was helping them cheat
So let's have Zhoumi, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook get punished
MC: Punish three people! WAHH!
MC: they heard you, hold on!
MC: Do you want to to continue screaming? or do you want to hear them sing?
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KH: We brought everyone a song
ZM: This song is actually Chinese, because before we got in the car, two of the members said we should sing a Chinese song for the fans, so let's just say this was just a quick little something something

Lyrics:
Do you love me or him?
Is it true he's really better than me?
Why are you struggling?
Do you love me or him?
Even if you're saying the heart's truth
The person that you love, is me..
or him?

RW: Thank you!
"You're the best!"
HK: "TOO good! TOO GOOD!"
SW: "THEE best, the BEST
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MC: I was just saying how they are amazing as a group or as solo artists, I had no idea that if you were to randomly take a few members, make up a group, it'd STILL be amazing!
MC2: I myself have a request....when we're broadcasting the show, the fans in front of the TV, and the audience members, could you please make a clip of that song, record it and I don't care if you put it as a ringtone or-- it was SO good! If it's possible, in the next Chinese CD could there please be more of these songs featuring harmonies on there? what does everyone else think?
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MC: SJM is going to be promoting in China, then afterwards, there'll be many many more opportunities to come to Hunan and this show. Besides Hankyung and Siwon, there are a lot of members who are coming to Hunan for the first time. So next, we're going to bring up THIS topic
MC2: We're going to use the VCR to allow everyone to REALLY understand our Hunan, right everyone? Let's go!
MC: This phrase
DH: MEI TUO! (cute girlies)
MC: No need to test THIS phrase!
MC2: Donghae, guys be quiet a bit, wanna try it again?
DH: MEI TUO!
MC2: Next!
MC: Pun on the Show's name, the more you learn the happier you get
MC2: Next! Next!!! MEITUO's NOT HARD ENOUGH!
[screen: Man Ge! (hottie)]
HK: Man Ge!! Man Ge!!!
DH: Man Ge!!! (sounds ...like Man Guo to me)
MC: Okay, if it's Mango, it's Mango! (Man Guo is Mango in Chinese)
MC: Next!
MC2: Man Ge, Mei Tuo!
Fans: GUI ZAI ZI!! (rascal_)
HK: GUI ZAI ZI!
DH: GUI-ZHAI---ZI.
MC: Next, should we test Siwon?
SW: Ying Jun! (Handsome, sculpted like from marble)
MC: Wow, you guys even know Ying Jun! Yin Jun's so popular it reached korea!!!! Wow, that's pretty impressive!
[fans scream the answer]
MC: Hey, hey. Let's hear how a Korean pronunciates this
RW: I'm crushing on you/I've got my eyes on you
MC: Ryeowook! Ryeowook, say it again
MC: Ryeowook, you gotta say it loudly to the crowd, ready set!
RW: I'm crushin' on you^^ (kinda like I'm starting to like you)
MC: Wow, Ryeowook learned that with a little extra feeling, "Cru-shin' on Yohhhh"
MC: This one, Siwon--Siwon, all of them!
Siwon: Mei Tuo! Man Ge! Gui Zai Zi! Ying Jun! Kan Shang Ni La!
MC: Next, Donghae!
MC2: When everyone was chanting Donghae, they seem to want to attach "Prince" at the end of it (sort of what I'm saying, it' shard to translate Dragon King...into something English)"
MC: Just then, Siwon hit the notes very accurately on his pronunciation, so now we're going to raise the bar
MC2: We're going to do a dialogue in Changsha dialect
MC: When two people meet
MC2: Two Changsha Hotties
MC: When two Changsha Man Ge meet
MC2: Eh! You rascal
MC: What's up?
MC2: Where you off to?
MC: Going to work!
MC2: Real easy right?

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THe rest is part 2 that I already subbed



  

to celebrate,
various Chinese artists have collaborated to give us
"Beijing Welcomes You!" ...i swear there are like over 20 artists in here, each person sings about a line
and i think that's what makes this version SO good
cause you hear all the diversity in the artists
you got ones from Korea, Singapore, Hong Kong, Taiwan, etc, all sharing their voices ...
artists of different genres like Mainstream Pop, Old School pop, Peiking Opera, Opera, etc, to sing this song

and it's...such a beautiful song too
LUVINGGG IT
i especially love the part
"my door is wide open, with my arms outstretched waiting for you"
"after a hug, let's start anew
"no mater if you've come from far or wide, you're still a guest, please make yourself at home,
"art, meaning, poetry and passion smile as they wait for you"

SMEX

here's the link to the vid if you haven't seen it before XP

**decided to sub part 1 of 越策越开心...will hopefully get it done by friday? hope everyone enjoyssssssssss

decided to sub this for everyone since I feel like this episode was wayy. WAYY. too funny.
the MCs love Hankyung and they've worked together smoothly before. HK's commented that coming back to Hunan is almost like coming home for Chinese New Year (biggggg sentimental value)

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080426 越策越开心 English Translations

[...starting to sub around 1:50~~~~part 2/5
when one MC stops and the other one starts, I'll just rename it MC and MC2
The brackets (...) are my opinions, not part of script, dividers for scenes/acts are ~~~~ or ///////]

1:50 with the whispering
This scene was an repeat from last week's episode where the two MCs wanted SJM to greet each other in Changsha dialect
So they asked Donghae to say a whole "Changsha dialogue" and they put Kyuhyun up against him

They first reviewed with the crowd what they're going to be sayingggg (this isn't regular? chinese)
MC: Yo you rascal!
MC2: What's up?
MC: Where're you off to?
MC2: Goin to work!
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MC: Okay, let's review. (review of what i just wrote)
MC: Okay, with who?
Fans: Kyuhyun!!
MC: Get set...
MC: We're walking...walking...
DH+KH: ~~~~ (^^ lol DH's WHere're you off too is SO cute)
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MC: Since everyone seems to love this, let's have two more members! Guys! Quiet!!
Ryeowook and Siwon!
MC: Siwon immediately gets into character
SW: Funn!
MC: LoL FUN! hahha ^^ ACTION!
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MC: I personally feel that there was one member who said one word with perfect Changsha pronunciation. That's Ryeowook, with 'SHONG" (go to) "going to work"
Fans: Hankyung!! Hankyung!!
MC: You can't test Hankyung! He's too good!
MC: Actually, for Hankyung's individual talents, we're all very familiar with. Next up,Hankyung,  to reply the multitude of "Hankyungs!" in the crowd and as a leader, you should take out your talents. Backstage, we saw that there were two handfuls of chopsticks...Weird! why were there two handfuls of chopsticks prepared for you?
MC2: Ladies and gentleman, Hankyung's going to dance...
HK: 蒙族筷子舞 (Mongolian Chopstick Dance...)
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MC: With an exception of Hankyung and Siwon, this is the first time the members have come to Hunan. Let me ask the members how much do you know about Hunan?
MC2: How about this, each person says something that represents Hunan, like food, etc.?
MC: Let's first ask Siwon
SW: I want to eat Spicy Small Lobsters (direct translations) I'm assuming they're shrimp/lobsters
MC: He loves to eat lobsters?
MC2: (i have no idea -- he's speaking in Changsha Accent, something about wow he knows about our lobsters too?)
SW: I ate...80 small lobsters..?
MC: [to HK] Isn't Siwon just showing off? To say he ate 80?
HK: No, no. We really did eat 80. He eat 80 by himself. I myself ate 60.
MC: Wow, these two can really eat!!!!
HK: We ate to the point where Siwon said to me "Hyung, I can't feel if I'm drooling or not..."
MC: Completely numbed over from the spiciness!
MC2: No wonder I was at 南门口, there was a shortage in our small lobsters.....
MC: Last year, these two came and emptied our eateries once over
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DH: Red Roasted Meat (Braised Pork with Soy Sauce..?)
MC: Red Roasted Meat!
Henry: What I love the most is Changsha's fans!
MC: Wow, Henry's so obedient! (knows what's expected of an idol?)
MC: Do you realize that when Henry speaks, it's very timid? Seems so shy and cute!
SW: Yesterday, Henry told me he really wanted to come to Changsha
HK: Yes, in our group, the person who has the most to say is Siwon
MC: Really? I can't tell!
HK: Obviously not now. But wait till practice, it'll annoy you to pieces! Oh no, SW's angry!
SW: [to HK] You're about the same!
MC: Wow you really do like to talk! He comes up to us and says "Yesterday Henry told me he really wanted to come to Changsha!" LOL! Okay, next...Kyuhyun! Kyuhyun!
KH: I want to eat (MC is imitating his accent)....Stin...ky....to...fu... WAITER!!! WAITER!!
HK: HURRY! GET HIM SOME STINKY TOFU!
MC: LoL Hankyung do you want us to throw the tofu to him or hand it to him? (Hankyung's Northern accent came out and made it more desperate sounding haha)
MC2: Kyuhyun, have you really tried Stinky Tofu? (don't know his reply) Hankyung probably tried it, did you?
HK: I eat it often
RW: I like Ba Ba 耙耙 (Changsa term, i don't know)
MC: REALLY worrying...if he changes the accents for that, there is nothing that can save him (if you change the accents it sounds like Poo. (yes shit))
MC2: Since they've said all of our Hunan small eats on air, our local eateries will be ridiculously popular!
[Zhoumi gets him a chair, thank yous]
SW: Zhoumi ...is very. kind. hearted.
MC: You....really. like. to talk. ^^ LOL
SW: "HOw did you knoww~~
MC: I can see~~
SW: You're the best HAHA
MC: Siwon's really is cute!!
MC2: Zhoumi
ZM: Honestly, Hunan's most famous things are Small Lobsters and Stinky Tofu, but now I think there's something even more famous. 越策越开心 (the show haha suckup XP)
MC: Next, it's time for our ...questionnaire?

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MC: Among you, who likes to act cool?
MC2: Kyuhyun, what are you peeking at?
MC: Leader, what's your answer?
HK: Siwon
SW: I know...
HK: I was right wasn't I? Doesn't he have tons to say?
MC: Next, Ryeowook
RW: Tada! Siwon...
MC: NExt, Donghae!
DH: Tada! Siwon
MC: Next up, the cutest and most naughty, but also the youngest, Henry!
Henry: Siwon!
MC: Let's count the votes here...how many votes for SW? 3!! Votes for HK? 1!!
MC2: SW, your answer is?
SW: Hankyung
MC: Next up, Kyunhyun!
MC2: ...Kyuhyun's looked at a TON of answers over there
KH: Siwon
MC: Next up, Zhoumi! Zhoumi, your last vote is very important to the balance of the votes (do i hear sarcasm?), who did you vote for?
ZM: Siwon
MC: HK, please explain why Siwon loves to act cool and aloof?
HK: How...to say...
MC: What situations?
HK: Every...situation. For example, if he were to enter this room, ....
SW: No, no, no....
[Siwon gets up]
MC: Omg! The Original!
[Siwon acts]
HK: Actually there's more. Everytime we practice, Siwon doesn't practice. You know what he's doing?  He's always looking at the mirror {primps}
SW: He's a liar! Liar!
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MC: Second question, who hates taking showers?
MC2: Wow, Ryeowook's the first to show his answer. Hankyung, your answer is?
[Everyone votes for Henry]
MC: Lastly, Henry's answer.
Henry: Hold on...
MC: He says hold on...since he probably wants to list all the other members names down on his paper.... (lol MC was right...)
Henry: [captions] Everyone
HK: truthfully, in the company, when we've already finished practicing, Henry still practices by himself.  Everytime we practice till 3-4 int he morning, he's still there. It's so tiring
MC - there's no energy to even shower, his head hits the pillow and he's gone.
HK: the next morning he'll shower
MC: So hardworking. Next question!

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MC: Who...loves to cry? No peeking! (obviously at KH)....let's look. Ryeowook likes to cry.
DH: Your eyes are sexy
MC: I said you love to cry and he tells me my eyes are sexy! LOL!! (DH's a riot) Your answer, Donghae? Ryeowook!!...Henry your answer?
Henry: [wrote in pronunciations] I don't know
HK: When he entered SM, he didn't really live with us. Only when we came to beijing did he start living with us and understanding our personalities
MC: Your answer is?
SW, KH, ZM: Ryeowook
MC: (i have no idea what he's mumbling. it' either Changsha accent or imitation of korean)
RW: (translation from the chinese) -- These results are kinda embarassing, but it's okay since Henry hasn't seen me cry yet. I'm a crybaby but the reason is the members sometimes move me to tears. Just then when Henry was playing the violin I almost cried
[Henry's expression is utter astonishment haha!]
HK: Wookie was behind me, with his hand on my shoulder, "Omg he's so cool, watching him makes me want to cry!!"

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MC: Who loves the aegyo the most? (cutesey act)
MC2: Siwon, we'll let you ask this question okay?
SW: a;slkjekfj
[MC teaches the sentence to SW]
MC: Super!
MC2: [to the fans] Cute eh?
MC: Next we have the leader, Hankyung's answer
HK: Zhou Mi. When he first came to Korea, I didn't think he could be cute. But when we went to buy CLOTHES....I found out......absolutely UNBEARABLY cute.
MC: What condition is he in? (LOL wut?)
HK: "Didn't you already BUY this outfit?" (zhoumi imitation) --- Uhhhhh~~~
SW: No, no, not like that
[gets up]
SW: You are me, I am Zhou Mi. [prances over]  SIWONNNNNN!!!~~~~ Really! He's...REALLY cute. Really!
MC: Ryeowook's answer should be Zhoumi as well
RW: Zhou Mi!
DH: ZHou Mi!
Henry: Zhou Mi too
KH: Zhou Mi!
MC: ZHoumi's answer is?
ZM: Donghae! In the dorm, when we're playing games or when ordering for dinner, we'll sometimes order just one dish, but Donghae would want to eat two. He'd tell me, "AH, one more! one more!" I'd say "It's okay, we have enough", "One moreeee!!"
[captions: PLEASE NOTICE HENRYS' EXPRESSION!]
HK: NO!! Hurryyyy, one moreeee!! [siwon stands up]
MC: Ah! Siwon's back! Siwon!  [I love the way the MCs tease SW] He really has a lot to say!
HK: When DH's sleeping, or suddenly getting up
MC: Wake up!
SW: ...what time is it?
[captions: Donghae's expression is frozen solid]
MC: I understand. Donghae's a lost puppy (rough translation of what the MC calls him)

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MC2: Next question! Listen carefully! Who...likes to check out the girls?
SW: HANKYUNG!!!! What are you going to do?!?!?!!!!....What'd you write?
HK: Didn't write it yet
MC: He wants to watch you write it
HK: Go sit down (haha)
MC: Who likes the girls?
Fans: HANKYUNG!
HK: It's all a lie! Fraud!
MC: Let's see Hankyung's answer
HK: It's Siwon
MC: What does he usually do?
HK: When a hottie comes along...
MC: Let's have DH play the hottie! Dong hae! You have to really look like a hottie!
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HK: Siwon tends to act cool. [MC: acts very cool] Yea, when he approaches, he ....
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MC: Ah..He acts cool on purpose to get the girl's attention,... other answers?
DH: Hankyung
MC: Hankyung
DH: REally, Hankyung
RW, Henry,Kyuhyun, Zhoumi, Siwon: HK (ps. Siwon writes Chinese REALLY beautifully...
SW: Donghae, come here!
MC: This is the second time DH is playing the sexymama (....it's not really sexymama but pretty much)
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SW: GIMME YOUR NUMBER! GIMME YOUR NUMBER!
MC: I have a question I want to ask Hankyung, actually no, i can't ask Hankyung, I'll ask Siwon. When Hankyung's acting all cool, what's the hottie's reaction?
SW: Ohhh. He....色. "erotic? turned on?" He...
HK: Siwon means, the girl is turned on by me (fans are like >.>...!!)...No! What I'm saying is the truth...
SW: Okay, i'll act it out...i'm the girl, HK's Hk.
HK: I told you!!
SW: I'm the hottie (backs away from HK)!! He's really fooling you! He's fooling you!
MC: (imitates SW's accent, refers to it) It even has a round ending! (referring to endings typical of Northern china)

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MC: Okay, last question. Now when I ask this, people might go "WAH! There's this kind of question?"
MC2: Of course! At 越策越开心, we ask things you can't even imagine!
MC: In the members, who wants to marry the most? We'll first look at the answers, starting with leader Hankyung
HK: "Me"
MC: Next, DOnghae
DH: LOL Hankyung's sticker
MC: Ryeowook, your answer?
RW: Hankyung
ZM: Hankyung and donghae
MC: A little different now.... Next is Kyuhyun
KH: Donghae
SW: Hankyung
Henry: Donghae
MC: Pretty much the same, Donghae and Hankyung. Donghae's answer?
DH:  "Yes, yes, yes"
MC: What'd he write?
DH: "I want to"
MC2: Let's have Hankyung explain for Donghae. Does Donghae really want to? He's not that old!
HK: He wants to have a pretty ....
MC: Babee?
HK: yeah, and live a happy life
MC: Did he think of whether his babee will be a little prince or princess?
HK: A little dragon prince! (probably like lil treasure or smthng in Hunan dialect)
MC:....Little dragon prince? Wow, if he calls his baby a "little dragon prince" doesn't that mean his baby will be from Hunan? (suggesting DH's wife will be from Hunan ^^)
MC2: What kind of girls do you like, Donghae?
DH: Big eyes
MC: THe moment you said "Big eyes", the audience perks up and their eyes are ALL open wide!
HK: Haha, they even took off their glasses!!
DH: and...cute sort of girls
MC: Ah, cute girls! So when you see a cute girl with big eyes...you say?
DH: Tsaranghaeyo!
MC: Next is Hankyung. Is it really true that in the group you want to get married the most?
HK: Probably. I want to find a kind hearted girl who can take care of my parents
MC: family oriented
HK: Yeah, someone who can understand and keep me in check...and after knowing her for 2 or 3 years, to marry her. But right now, I don't have one...
MC: Right now, too much of your time and love is spent on the members and fans
HK: Right now, my girlfriend is all of you!!!

MC: Now that we've chatted for so long, I think we should have a small performance of some kind for our live audience. Suju's Chinese CD will soon be released, so let's welcome our members to show us some Chinese lyrics!

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HK: Siwon and Kyuhyun wants to sing "Moon Represents My Heart" with me
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MC: That was The Moon Represents My Heart sang by three very cute guys who demonstrated their true feelings
MC2: Next on stage! Ryeowook!
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MC: Wow, not bad! Who's up next!
HK: Zhou Mi
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Henry: This is a song we've just learned on the plane...(A Pair of Tigers)
A pair of tigers, a pair of tigers
running really quickly
one without an eye, one without an ear
really strange, really strange.
tee hee ^^
[PS: this song is like the Chinese equivalent to the Korean 3 Bears Song...or Frere Jacques]
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MC: There's still someone who hasn't performed, Kyuhyun...
HK: Haha, ....he just said, " But..i just sang!"
Fans: Solo! Solo!
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MC: I personally feel that everyone has been storing a heap of passion that's been completely expressed here today. We've now seen everyone's strengths. We all know everyone's been screaming their name to see more brilliant performances but for me, after so many years on stage, I find what they need the most is more time to rest so they can create better performances for everyone else.
HK: There's actually one more song that would help express what I'm feeling right now. I'll sing a bit for you....
MC: Sit, sit, it's okay.

"Longing is a very mysterious thing,
Like a shadow that follows you
Without sound or breath
Haunting the heart.
In a blink of an eye, I'm engulfed in loneliness
No strength to fight it, especially at night
Missing you to the point where I can't breathe...
Hate that I can't run madly towards you,
loudly telling you...

For you, i would
For you, I would
For you, I would be willing to be banished to the edges of the world

Just to stay for another moment, in your arms
I'd agree to anything
I'd agree to anything
For you.

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MC: Everyone, this song represents how Hankyung feels towards his fans and China, how much he's missed us (this might be why Kyuhyun's crying, since he's now away from Korea and he probably has heard this song before). Frankly,  the person who's been most excited for this debut is Hankyung. He's waited 5 years to come back to China to promote Suju so that he could connect more with the fans and be under everyone's care and worry.? (not sure about that) He's finally reached his dream!
HK: I...feel....
Fans: Hwaiting!
HK: Thank you everyone!
MC: I can see that when Hankyung sang this song, a lot of the audience members shed tears. I think these tears are tears of warmth. I am very proud that a live show like this can bring everyone to laughter but also to tears of happiness. I think longing really is a mysterious thing since only in Korea could Hankyung truly understand the feeling of Longing. Far away from his own country, his own loved ones, and those fans who love him. So far away, putting together all of his strength. And to finally to be back home.....his body's slimmed down...
Fans: Hankyung fighting!
MC2: everyone, everyone, these tears, Hankyung's tears aren't tears of heartbreak but only happiness because his dreams have been reached. And now that it's been reached, a lot more happy things will follow. Such as, in the year 08, Hankyung has a very important responsibility
MC: PASSING THE OLYMPIC TORCH!
MC2: Hard to come by!
HK: Thank you, thank you
MC2: Hankyung, it's REALLY hard to come by!
MC: A very big honor and responsibility!
HK: I really have to thank the fans to allow me to receive such an honor, Im very proud to be holding the torch in my country's capital, the host of the Olympics...and letting me pass the torch is really ... I'm too proud. The dream of a lifetime, really.
MC: Hankyung, do you know which part of the Olympic Walk you're going to be in?
Hankyung: The part in Beijing, around August 7th or 8th
MC: Besides getting emotionally ready for this role, what other preparations have you made? Like working out?
HK: Working out,...well I feel I'm already working out (being part of SJM)
MC: You're working out most of the time anyway?
HK: Yeah, I work out most of the time.
MC: yeah shoudln't be a problem. It's only 200 meters, don't need too much trouble. The only trouble is for 200 meters, means 200 poses for the cameras! XD
MC2: Eh! Time for Siwon to show us!

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MC: Start! Wa! There's the olympic torch!
HK: Cool!!!
MC: Don't forget to pose!
MC2: And run!
Siwon: Ohtokkei (What do I do?)
MC: Eh?!?! Didn't he just say Changsha dialect? Didn't he just say ";aslkfjd?" in Changsha dialect?
Siwon: "Wow your Korean's really good! Your pronunciation's perfect!"
MC: Wait, I was speaking Changsha...dialect! What did he just say, Hankyung?
HK: He was saying "What to do?"
MC:... OH! In Korean? "WHat to do" in korean is...
Fans: OH TOK KKE!!
MC: Okay, let's see that run, Ready...set! Pose!

MC: everytime we film a show, we hope that the show will fill up the 2 hours, but everytime we turn our heads and look at Hankyung and Siwon, and see their exhausted selves, we hope this show could be cut shorter...to give them some time to sleep, maybe a half hour? an hour?
MC2: We'll just take a little more of everyone's time because we still have some very important things to tell everyone about our SJM, and that is their new Chinese CD< first in Chinese!! with a new single called "Me"

The rest is all promotion and bloopers that I don't understand cause it's either Korean or Changsha dialect...

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Hope you enjoyed!!

This is my first time subbing, please leave any comments or suggestions!!
Mmmm. hope you enjoy!  sorry if there's mistakes. or if my translations are too long >.>

i'm a slave to the system i inhabit
to my good and bad habits
to my have-nots
and my have-to-have-its
i'm a civilized savage
i'm a slave to the system i inhabit
to my good and bad habits
to my have-nots
and my have-to-have-its

i'm a civilized savage.

haha i have to write this down to remind myself one day what my name means
it's actually a grouping of mandarin words
秘密 (mee mee) and 密码 (mee ma)
secret and password
so together it makes 秘密码 lol
it's a nonsensical grouping, but it sounds pretty cool hahah (maybe only to me U.U)
that's what my name means ^^

the end. remember it sophie! your first asian wordplay!